Loving The Bachelor franchise might be one of the most millennial things about us. Every Monday night you can find us on the couch with a bottle of wine, snacks, and our phones ready to tweet our judgements throughout the 2-hour episode of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, or Bachelor in Paradise. We LIVE for a good house villain. And ultimately, we want to see two people fall in love. Which is why we knew that shipping Disney characters with contestants from Bachelor Nation might be one of the best ideas we have ever had. After a few glasses of wine and *only* two fights we decided on our top couples.
Rapunzel + Grocery Store Joe
Hear us out. We think that they could, possibly, be THE BEST couple in this parallel universe. Rapunzel is sweet, naïve, and yearns for THE MOST mundane things in life. Joe also plays naïve well on TV (jury is still out on how much of what we see is real), and he owns a grocery store-hence the nickname he has been saddled with. How much more boring can he get? (In the Best way). Joe and Rapunzel also fit each other’s physical types-blondes for Joe and dark-haired cuties for Punzie. The ONLY issue would be that Joe wants to live in Chicago for the rest of his life and Rapunzel has this whole thing where she is a long-lost princess and probably needs to stay in Corona to rule. If Joe and Kendall couldn’t make it work because of their issues with where to live then I am not sure if Rapunzel and Joe can. However, it would be a hell of a lot of fun to see them try. Team #TangledUpinaGroceryStore
Hannah Brown + Flynn Ryder
We are pretty sure that Flynn is one of the only Disney males that could handle “Hannah Beast.” He’s handsome, charming, and would absolutely choose her each and every day. He also sort of resembles a scruffier Tyler Cameron, and we know that they would have ChEmIStRy. But here’s why we really think that they would work-Hannah B is a fiercely independent woman who has shown, time and time again, that she can take care of herself. Sound like someone else we know? She embodies some of the same characteristics and spunk that we all love about Rapunzel. Flynn would be a perfect match for her because he would let her shine, and only step in IF she asks him for his help. BONUS: We all know that Flynn Rider is *actually* Eugene Fitzherbert (if you didn’t then you obviously need to rewatch the movie) and deep inside he is just a nerdy guy under a thick layer of smolder. Hannah B might be a former pageant queen, but we have all seen her nerdy side thanks to her openness on social media. She loves to have fun and they would be the perfect complement for one another. Team #BeastinwithEugene
Ariel + Connor S
Okay. This is where the fighting began. One of us has a MASSIVE crush on Connor Saeli, and that person did not really want to talk about him dating someone else. Disney character or not. However, we did all come to an agreement that we think Connor and Ariel would be a POWER COUPLE. Connor S is a tanned surfer from Cali who would be down to date a water creature. Connor recently stated in an interview that he was looking for someone “outgoing, adventurous, and ambitious.” Move over Jenna Palek (rumored to be coupled up with Connor S currently) because Ariel checks all three of those boxes and then some. Adventure is her middle name, and she literally left life as a mermaid because she wanted to be a human on land. She has ambition for days. ALSO, Connor S is busy working on his new start-up which is A WATER BASED PRODUCT. (I mean can you even!) And we are basically already hearing wedding bells. Ariel also wants to be with a man who will take care of her, and Connor S has a track record of doing just that. Does anyone else remember the step stool he decorated for Hannah B, so that, she could be closer to his height (Boy is TALL). He would definitely dote on Ariel, and she would bring adventures galore into his life. WE love love. Team #UndertheSeaWithMrSaeli
Gaston + Demi
In an alternate universe where Gaston did not fall off of the castle and *unalive* himself…they would “probably” work out. We love to hate these characters separately. (Some of us are Team Demi here). Combine them together, and it would be a s*** show like no one has ever seen. It’s possible that their egos would be too large to make it work. But if they could figure out how to deflate a bit-UNSTOPPABLE. Demi loves to love a bad boy, and appreciates a man with muscles. Gaston could definitely impress her with his biceps. She doesn’t seem to mind if her man is missing a few brain cells, and she could be the smart one in this pairing. The reason this couple would work is because Demi probably won’t ever love anyone as much as she loves Demi. The same goes for Gaston. Its dysfunctional, and they won’t make each other better people. But they would be able to tolerate each other. Team #ItWontWorkWithAnyoneElse
Nick Viall + Megara
To begin, Meg is HOT. She might be the hottest female character in the Disney-universe. She also reminds us of Kaitlyn Bristowe, and we shipped Kaitlyn and Nick HARD (Like took off from a day of school when she rejected him haarrddddd). First of all, Megara and Kaitlyn B literally sound alike, and are both sexy brunettes. Kaitlyn and Meg are both sassy in the best ways, and they both exude a fierce independence. Nick is quite the ladies’ man, and he needs a woman like Megara to keep him in line. Megara is a sex-positive Disney damsel who tries to seduce Hercules throughout the movie. Nick is also sex-positive, and we are POSITIVE they would have the hottest sex (Sorry Mom if you are reading this). But also, on a serious note, we all saw Nick pour his heart out to not one but TWO women during his time in the Bachelorette franchise. He may be an asshole most days, but he does have a soft side that we *love* to see. Megara literally sold her soul to Hades for a man, and she sacrificed herself to save Hercules in the end. She is a romantic at heart, and we believe that she and Nick would love each other unconditionally. Team #OkayIllSayImInLove
